Champion 2001-02

	Positions	Manager	Team Name	Score	Prize
1	1556	Iain Parker	ANYTHING BUT ERIC	1544	£75	The season just finished in time. Won't need to sue the Telegraph for the lost Le Saux points now. The table never lies!
2	1623	Roger Smith	SMUDGERS FLYERS	1542	£60	The season just finished too soon, really was flying at the end. New house with no phone cost crucial 6 points though!
3	1653	Will Lord	WWW.LORDYSLOSERS.COM	1541	£50	Most consistent performer in I'll Have Half ever, always in the prizes. Gutted only to be 3rd though.
4	6634	Debbie Pennington	THE SCREWBALL YETIES	1462	£45	There's obviously more to this nice legs theory than we men think! Give Sven a ring now!
5	9897	Keith Parriss	UDIRTY RASCAL PARKER	1434	£40	Last Year's triumphant winner! Obviously had too many off pitch distractions!
6	12520	Graham Haffenden	RUUD VAN DODGY BROKER	1416	£35	Rose an amazing 30 places after week 3. Taught his lippy son a lesson!
7	16748	Jimmy Haffenden	RUUD BOY NUMBER JUAN	1392	£30	Got off to a good start by copying Van Branson's players! Fell away disappointingly over the crucial Easter period.
8	16922	Dennis Crocker	A CASE OF CHIPS	1391	£25	Good performance from this Cornish debutante, but overcooked his chips!
9	20605	Brian Parriss	RUUD VAN BRANSON	1373	£20	No longer the bridesmaid after years of finishing 2nd, but further away than ever from that elusive first title!
10	22134	Ashley Moon	BURGER & A BEER £2.99	1366	£15	Still suffers from panic transfer syndrome. Needs to cut down on the burgers & beers to last a full season!
11	24228	Simon Hutton	MAGPIES RISING	1357	£10	Can't really afford to spend three weeks in the sun mid-season, left with too much to do.
12	27200	Paul Pitt	PAPA INDIA TANGO TANGO 3	1345	£5	Always threatened the prizes, but hasn't got the experience to mix it with the big boys (& girls) yet!
13	28953	Chris Parriss	WOOLFARDISWORTHY FC	1338		Let the family down again! Embarrassing.
14	30225	Paul Lamey	MURPHYS R MINE	1333		Started in first place, but sidetracked by new partner(?) Iain Parker.
15	32646	Mike Neuman	KINGILLMANMONKLEGEND	1324		Back with the Privateers next season!
16	36955	Robin Bowler	THE REFEREES A SHANKER	1309		Again proof that two heads are worse than one. Time to sack the Assistant?
17	38419	Jerry Fowler	3 STRIKERS & A DIVORCE	1304		Look out, they've bought a PC just for Fantasy Footie! Still married, but another case for a Fantasy divorce?
18	39935	Gordon Mott	HATHERSHAW ATHLETIC	1299		Commendable second half of the season, went from rock bottom to take the Division II prize. Look out next season.
19	47711	Mike Richards	OSMOND UTD	1275		Went transfer mad in October to take 1st prize, but again beaten by Debbie. Keep up the good work Mike!
20	49709	Dave Gee	KINGS OF THE KIPPAX	1269		Too excited by the blue half of Manchester to concentrate on proper football.
21	51732	Matt Head	12 PLAYERS & 57MIL	1263		The £57m team would have walked it! Needs to improve his maths!
22	53980	George Hawking	COSTAROBER	1257		Beat his son by a big margin, but that's not saying a lot!
23	59748	Lee Edwards	TEAM WITH NO NAME	1241		Got his act together after too many beers at Christmas, & won more beer for 2nd in Division II.
24	62716	Brian Mearns	HOWAYTHELADS	1233		Move mid-season to Sunderland couldn't have helped, but a strong performance before Easter gave him Manager of the Month award.
24	62716	James Cole	C&B UTD	1233		Always a mediocre, mid-table Joe soap! Needs to mature to be a threat!
26	63885	Joe Harman	THE SOLDIERS OF FUNK	1230		Disappearing out to Kuala Lumpur mid season for 6 months took him out of contention.
27	78781	Paul Dunn	TURN IT ON AGAIN	1193		Got better as the season progressed, gaining 3rd in Division II. Could be a threat next season.
28	83916	Bill Davison	THE LOONY TOON	1181		When Newcastle & Argyle were both top of their leagues, lost all sense of reality!
29	94412	Alan Baker	FARM 64	1158		Needs to upgrade to the 21st Century if he is going to compete with the Big Three!
30	124946	Tim McSherry	IAMTHEWEAKESTLINKBYE	1094		Happy to win the Pro/Greenkeeper Challenge, a sad reflection on our first ever Champ!
31	130431	Miles Ley	UNFINISHED SYMPATHY	1083		Suffered from bleeding nose early doors, then went on freefall to a more accustomed position!
32	131916	Steve Evans	GREEN KING	1080		Finished as leading Welshman, wow! Still, the greens are good.
33	175967	Scott Davey	THE MUTZ NUTS	990		Didn't even manage highest Dousland manager!
34	179147	Jon Dawe	ATHLETICO BANTER TR	983		Brought the cigars out far too soon. Came equal 1st in most positions dropped! Who's chirping now?
35	195502	Paul Kingdom	IT AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE	945		Must have seemed like it was rocket science to Paul!
36	209585	Gary Hawking	HAWKY UTD	908		Lets hope his committee work is better than his Fantasy work!
37	221054	Phil James	ARKWRIGHTS ARMY	873		Will be pleased with 3rd from bottom, unusually high. Finished with the same eleven he started with!
38	230653	Kevin Hoare	STUDS-U-LIKE	838		Position-u-not-like!
39	245584	Jon Davey	MONAMATAPADREAMPLACE	756		Captaincy of YGC is a feeble excuse, lets face it, just hasn't got a clue! Did slip to 248,347th in Feb, so a good finish Jon!