Karl
Beresford
Champion 2004-05
Position
|
Manager | Team Name | Score
|
Prize
|
Comments!! | |
1st
|
3546
|
Karl Beresford | Iwantaprocontract | 1566
|
£100.00
|
Was as low as 41st, but steady climb around Christmas saw him hit the top in March, and fairly cruised home. |
2nd
|
8635
|
Paul Stapleton | Freddy's Dreamers | 1524
|
£70.00
|
Gets better every year, but can he keep this trend going for next season? |
3rd
|
10249
|
George Hawking | Omegafour | 1515
|
£65.00
|
Spent the dark winter months at the top, couldn't quite hang on. |
4th
|
10425
|
Rob Linsley | The Corn Huskers | 1514
|
£60.00
|
Another past leader, but leaving the country in the New Year couldn't have helped!! |
5th
|
11388
|
Mike Richards | Osmond Utd | 1509
|
£55.00
|
Another very consistent performer, but is he the best manager never to have won a major? |
6th
|
13529
|
Roger Lobb | Lazylobb | 1499
|
£50.00
|
Amazing performance considering the team he was handicapped with in the beginning!! (Chairman picked it for him) |
7th
|
14011
|
Gordon Mott | Hathershaw Athletic | 1497
|
£45.00
|
The silver haired smoothie casts his spell again and makes winning money seem easy. |
8th
|
14470
|
Dave Smith | Palace To Stay Up | 1495
|
£40.00
|
Not as good as last season, but team name couldn't have helped!! |
9th
|
18089
|
Chris Parriss | Ohh Arr Its Ambrosia | 1481
|
£35.00
|
Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Top Parriss for the first time in nine attempts. He'll love it!! |
10th
|
20005
|
Brian Parriss | Who Are Ya? | 1474
|
£30.00
|
Unbelievable. Overtaken by big bruv on the last day. What next for the bridesmaid? |
11th
|
21215
|
Roger Smith | Lastagainmixture | 1470
|
£27.50
|
Quietly goes about his business of picking up cash prizes, again!! |
12th
|
23667
|
Jerry Fowler | Lucky Green Pants | 1462
|
£23.75
|
The pants did start to fade as the season wore on, but a fine performance from past duffers!!! |
12th
|
23667
|
Tim McSherry | Illhaveglassofred | 1462
|
£23.75
|
The highest Past Champion, which doesn't say much for the rest of us! |
14th
|
26216
|
Mike Lewis | Leg Ends | 1454
|
£20.00
|
Looked a threat all season, but then dropped seven places in the last week. Did win prize foe best weekly score of 109 points. |
15th
|
27177
|
Simon Hutton | Magpies Alive Still! | 1451
|
£17.50
|
Did hit the top in November and was always going to win some cash, but would have liked more! |
16th
|
32725
|
Dave Wright | Imintheproshotseat | 1436
|
£15.00
|
Surprising fitness from Wrighty towards the end of the season saw him climb steadily into the prizes!! |
17th
|
37867
|
Mike Porter | Porters Panache | 1423
|
£12.50
|
Takes a prize again & beats his brother-in-law, very satisfying!! |
18th
|
39109
|
Steve Evans | Idratherhaveapint | 1420
|
£10.00
|
Dominated for eleven weeks before Christmas, then the gradual slide set in!! |
19th
|
43273
|
Ashley Moon | Moonaropanacaro | 1410
|
£7.50
|
The reigning champion just scraps into the prizes, you won't be seeing his picture for the next twelve months!!! |
20th
|
49414
|
Mike Mahoney | Mackers Marauders | 1396
|
£5.00
|
From 46th oblivion to 20th & last cash prize in six weeks, just amazing. Also took last Manager of the Month & Div II title. |
21
|
56285
|
Paul Pitt | Finzo United | 1381
|
Tried so hard to get into the prizes only to drop out in the last week. Wins prize for best team name though. | |
22
|
61023
|
Sarah Parker | Bend It Like Mrs P | 1371
|
Has Mrs P's magic worn off? Did beat her husband though!! | |
23
|
61964
|
Keith Parriss | Fabrizio Parrissio | 1369
|
Off pitch distractions brought a very disappointing performance. Did climb from 50th to find mid-table respectability! | |
23
|
61964
|
Paul Creaven | Bog Standard | 1369
|
Bog standard just isn't good enough from our President!! Did win another meal from his daughter though. | |
25
|
64931
|
Matt Bowler | Ninetyminutemiracles | 1363
|
Ninety minute miracles, from the 2nd half kick-off to lifting the Euro Cup, a very fitting name for this Liverpool fan. | |
26
|
70940
|
Rob Porter | The Pink Banana | 1351
|
It's been a learning curve for this debutante. | |
27
|
71933
|
Jim Easterbrook | Tiger In The Woods | 1349
|
Threatened the prizes, but ended up just respectable. | |
27
|
71933
|
Simon Wood | Sambuca Boys | 1349
|
Might not seem like a bad performance, but lost all his many side bets!! | |
27
|
71933
|
Charles Case | A Case Of Scholars | 1349
|
Did win some booze for 3rd place in Div II. | |
30
|
74413
|
Iain Parker | Goan Buggarov | 1344
|
The Sir Alex Ferguson of our League, past his best!!! | |
31
|
76795
|
Steve Tripp | Bob Hope And No Hope | 1339
|
Maybe some hope next season? | |
32
|
77804
|
Dennis Birrell | Scholes For England | 1337
|
Not a happy season for another Man Utd fan! | |
33
|
80800
|
Mike Neuman | Thelegendstrikesback | 1331
|
This legend has seen better days! | |
33
|
80800
|
Colleen Pitt | Come On You Blues | 1331
|
Up and down season, but did get equal first in Month 7. | |
35
|
81284
|
Alan Baker | Farm 64 | 1330
|
Always punches above his weight, knows virtually nothing about football! (Or shares)! | |
36
|
81760
|
Matt Bacon | Streaky Bacon | 1329
|
Was eighth when the new year started, then bad fitness kicked in!! | |
37
|
85643
|
Debbie Pennington | Vandamewinmeafortune | 1321
|
Off pitch distractions brought a very disappointing performance. Enters the Parriss battle next season!! | |
37
|
85643
|
Oliver Stapleton | Cheltenham Uni XI | 1321
|
Lets hope his studies are going better than his fantasy football efforts!! | |
39
|
88620
|
Deborah Creaven | Galway Blazers | 1315
|
Went from 47th to 3rd in two weeks, and then almost back again! Expected better. | |
40
|
91967
|
Derek Silk | Silky's Spurs | 1308
|
Started well with early prize, then bye, bye!! | |
41
|
95799
|
Tony Yorke | Mightyjoeyoung | 1300
|
I detect tension between the manager and his assistant (his son). Needs to sort out who's the boss for next season!! | |
42
|
96740
|
Bill Davison | Toon Army Away Team | 1298
|
Only consolation for a disappointing season is that he beat his son. | |
43
|
101070
|
Mark Roberts | Yelverton Whites | 1289
|
Still playing like his beloved Leeds United. If he changed his team name might improve. | |
44
|
102036
|
Ian Northey | Avin A Laff | 1287
|
We can all ave a laff at Ian's team selection!! | |
45
|
105328
|
Will Lord | Billybighandsisback | 1280
|
What has happened to this once great manager? Will he ever be back? | |
46
|
115003
|
Chris Carter | Storm | 1259
|
Another whose early season promise evaporated into total despair!! | |
47
|
122375
|
Les Johns | Ethan's Anklebiters | 1242
|
From 1st to 47th, that could be a record! | |
48
|
124071
|
Jon Davey | Itsamysteryofthemoor | 1238
|
Emigrating to Spain probably hasn't helped this past champ. Needs to get his internet connection quick!! | |
49
|
124933
|
Jon Dawe | Cigar City Allstars | 1236
|
He's doing his FA coaching badge, but needs to do the Manager's course!! | |
50
|
128315
|
Steve Davison | Our The Bar | 1228
|
Did take a prize for second best weekly score of 101. | |
51
|
167719
|
Paul Kingdom | Toptheleague | 1116
|
Might have been standing on his head when he wrote the team name!!! | |
52
|
169740
|
Jimmy Haffenden | Less His-more hers! | 1109
|
Just hasn't got over the disappointment of losing to a woman in 2003! Jimmy still have no fun!!! | |
53
|
178218
|
Paul Lamey | Homegrowntalent | 1077
|
It just shows, you've got to get some foreigners in!! | |
54
|
193318
|
Andy Popplestone | Tsunami | 1009
|
Started well, but let off field worries affect his performance. Spent too much time on Best Man speech! | |
55
|
207990
|
John Morcam | Liverpool Luvvies | 912
|
His season can be summed up in one word. Abysmal. |
It
could
be you!
be you!
Does
anyone care?
It
won't
be me!!
be me!!