Sarah Parker
Champion 2002-03

 
Positions
Manager Team Name
Score
Prize
 
1st
2667
Sarah Parker Mrs P has another go
1410
£100
The outstanding performer throughout the season, but got a bit jittery at the end!
2nd
3557
Jimmy Haffenden Gone Crazy-Back Soon
1399
£65
After 40 weeks only 11 points short, but at least he won't have to buy a round!
3rd
6702
Mike Richards Osmond Utd
1371
£55
Our very own Bobby Robson, always been a class act that gains respect from all his players!
4th
8070
Paul Pitt Pittstopagainsuckers
1362
£50
No stopping this Pitt, gets better every year.
5th
17360
Bill Davison Toon Army Away Team
1318
£45
Only wanted to beat his son-in-law & grandson, but ended up 5th!
6th
17915
Simon Hutton Magpies Survived
1316
£40
Another solid performance, but has he got what it takes to win?
7th
19626
Keith Parriss Keithisawa Parrazaki
1310
£35
The late season gamble on Arsenal & Southampton players paid handsome dividends in the end!
8th
21175
Iain Parker Denilson Has To Play
1305
£30
The reigning champion had a solid season, but has to hand the trophy over to his wife!!!!!
9th
21797
Paul Stapleton Green Army
1303
£25
Sturrocks job could be under threat from this new star manager!
10th
24377
Brian Parriss It's Not A Problem
1295
£20
10th place, not a problem, 9th place, big problem!
11th
30761
Dave Smith Robspalu United
1277
£15
A promising debut season, or was it beginners luck?
12th
36220
Oliver Stapleton Ollies Allstars
1263
£10
Managed a prize, but came last in the family battle!
13th
140026
George Hawking Omegafour
1254
£7.50
Starting to get the hang of it now, & took 1st place in the non-internet division.
14th
51267
Lee Edwards IsScottyturningpro??
1229
£5
A roller coaster season, just scrapped into the prizes.
15
53248
Graham Haffenden Up You Go
1225
Poor start, (36th after week 8), cost him the much coveted fiver!
16
55345
Matt Bowler Usual Suspex
1221
Made the split from his brother & showed who's the No.1 Bowler!
17
57896
Jerry Fowler Rame Raiders
1216
Division II winners. Should now set their sights a bit higher!
18
58395
Paul Dunn In The Last Minute
1215
Was in the prizes, but Dunn in the last minute!
19
67228
Mike Neuman Why The Extra Fiver?
1198
Took a MOTM prize & 2nd in non internet division. The extra fiver went on the 3.20 at Exeter!
20
71521
Jon Dawe Daweseys Leg-Ends TR
1190
Mid-table mediocrity. If he doesn't improve will end up on the bench!
21
74737
Gordon Mott Hathershaw Athletic
1184
Very consistent performer, mid-table all season!
22
75292
Matt Allen Sid's Churpy Torpedo
1183
The only prize he might win is for the best team name!
23
76363
Brian Monahan The Doghandlers
1181
Had the unique distinction of winning MOTM then finishing bottom in the next month!
24
81147
Debbie Pennington Screwball Yeties
1172
So not all players with nice legs score lots of points! New strategy needed for next season.
25
82249
Joe Harman The Judd Nelson Fanclub
1170
Got as high as 6th, then just lost the plot!
26
85577
Paul Lamey TaxiforBParriss
1164
Not the force he once was!
27
86130
Will Lord Betty Swollox Again
1163
What a surprise to see one of the heavyweights this low!
28
92576
Alan Baker Farm 64
1151
For someone that knows nothing about football, put the twelve below to shame!
29
95823
Charles Case A Case Of Chips 2
1145
Having started the season just one goal away from appearing in the Telegraph, plummeted alarmingly!
30
96893
Roger Smith Smudgers Heroes
1143
Left his traditional late surge too late this season!
31
102792
Robin Bowler Minnow Killers
1132
We now know who has the football brains in the Bowler household!
32
104897
Chris Parriss Sib One The Elder
1128
Let the family down again!
33
121788
Ashley Moon Moonaro Panacaro
1096
The World Champion let his off the field activities distract him from this important task!
34
151524
Tony Yorke Selkirk Silks Utd
1032
Trainee manager learning the ropes, should improve next season.
35
158530
Ian Northey Stadium All Stars
1014
Needs a team of grafters, not all stars!
36
159598
Tim McSherry Gordie Strachan
1011
Finished strongly, having been in the bottom three all season until week 37. Walked Division III .
37
179603
Jon Davey Itsamysteryofthemoor
945
Dropped 22 places after week 4, needs to improve in the transfer market!
38
183534
Mark Taylor Dark-Horse
928
Had one good month, but otherwise a very disappointing performance.
39
187678
Paul Creaven Craughwell United
907
Debut season for our club Captain, but even with expert advice from his daughter only managed to beat Silky!
40
196918
Derek Silk Silkys Nohopers
838
Team name says it all. Time to move upstairs!

 

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